Re: Stripped Freedom Updated 4/10 Cooking Wood
Vasgo De Gama invented the parachute. He intended it to be used as a wind anchor. Being a Spaniard, he was very close to being Eye-tal-yun, and we all know how THEY think.
As luck would have it, a real Eye-tal-yun by the name of Da Vinki was traveling through town that very day. He had a kite with a key on the string, was doing some inventing of stuff where a dog sat looking at a speaker thinking, "That guy sings bad!". But, the dog didn't get to write the label so some folks think the he was marveling at his master's voice.
Ennytheway, Da Vinki and De Gama got together, worked on the wind anchor, and Da Vinki came away with the Eye-tal-yun patent.
Old world wind blows differently than does wind here in the New World. That's why only here are found monkeys with prehensile tails. Wind anchors have to be nailed to the sand in a pattern similar to tightening head bolts on a cylinder head, cross-wise. Else, they pull loose in the middle of the night, and your tent will leak in sideways rain, and boats go into the waters of the Narragansett River, next to where Piper San's daughter found Br'r Bear in the bull nettles.
Now, I trust that you now know how to use a wind anchor. Since I've already told you more than I know, please don't ask anymore questions.