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Very nice.....looks cool up there....grass aint dead....where ya aim ta paddle that fine lookin' boat? regards bearridge It's an old habit.  I spent my life trying not to be careless.  Women and children can be careless, but not men.  Don Corleone

This was told to me as a true story that occurred down in Galveston a few weeks ago... Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department doing storm remediation work from Hurricane Ike. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked...

Friend piper, I reckon ya better put that good eyeball back in. Looks like they got their lifesavers on ta me. I got my big font dialed up high. lol regards bearridge ps With the font dialed up high I went back 'n enjoyed David's Middle Creek pichurs mo better. Laws that forbid the...

I'd be mitey proud if I had ta git up at nite ta bleed my rat, sat down on a chair 'n took care of bizness (over the side 'er over the front of the chair). lol I knew a ole colored fella who coulda done that. He wuz deaf 'n lived rite beside state highroad #8 tween here 'n Grenada. One woman...

Dont push her none. Always let her off when she gits tired. Let her take some dolls along. Next thing she will be 19 'n mite wanna do some paddlin' herownself. If she dont do it now 'n have good memories, she may not be comin' back after that phase when yer job iz jest ta pay the chargin'...

Ya'll kin wear any kinda hat ya like long az the Master of Flowbizness aint on the trip. When he iz, ya caint wear a big hat, less ya wanna fly like Mary Poppins 'er Sally Field. Glen iz wearin' a mitey stylish hat. Reckon how far he had ta chase that fella ta come by it? [chuckle]

What a pichur! That iz dog gone great. regards bearridge

Friend David, Mitey purty pichurs! Beautiful water 'n sunset on a sandbar iz mitey special in my book, but ever time I read one of yer posts, ya done hurt yerownself agin. I dont know if ya'll listen ta the blues music downunder, but Booker T. (who played with Steve Cropper 'n Duck Dunn in...

Better put some foil on the head of that turkey. Crop circles mean aliens mite jump out frum behind a tree any minute. A collander mite be better'n foil (on yer head, not the turkey)......more stylish anyway. I bet if ya stuff that turkey with Milky Way bars, it would draw aliens like the...

Where iz Ole Singin' Jim? Anybody close enuff ta drop by 'n make sho he aint on the wrong side of the grass?

I see ya got some medikle learnin' too. Reminds me of that Ole Hank Cochran song. [C] Make The World Go A-[F] way ... [G7] And get it off my [C] shoulders Say the things you used to [F] say ... [G7] And Make The World Go A-[C] way [F] [C] [C] Do you remember when you [G7] loved me Before...

nope.....they jest been workin' together fer quite a spell....but at times, mebbe he iz?

It iz out there, but like the midway when I wuz a little pardner, folks jest have a hard time walkin' off frum a deal that sounds great....near bout free. Folks will buy the Eco canteen 'n the "free" lesson frum the video professor, then find out that "free" dont mean "free" when it comes ta...

Fellas, The Shade Tree Medikle Clinic jest put out a warnin' fer the hard headed......geezers. If ya like ta drink whiskey, cold beer, Dago Red, fermented potato juice, moonshine, shoe polish, etc. DO NOT take Tylenol. I been out workin' hard at honest work [homemade work bench]....with my...

If Swampy wuz here, I reckon it would be "et too Bluto" time.....then off fer a can of spinach. lol

The Video Professor runs the same scam.

Dang Wannabe San. I didnt know it wuz that bad. I had a heap a peppers in a bottle, but nuthin' like that Rooster Chinaman hot sauce. One of the four Chinaman stores in the little town where I wuz reared carried the Rooster Hot Sauce. Mebbe they all did? A few nites back, jest before...

How long a drive ta Joyce Kilmer? Half a day? That stand wuz left when they clear cut the Smokies....only stand left far az I know. What a shame! I caint forgive folks fer bein' that selfish 'n stupid. [sigh]

hmmmmm.....rocks in yer head. Lemme give that one some study. I dont recall a "how to" video on rock removal (cept kidney stones), but if ya dont mind signin' up fer a medikle science test, the Shade Tree Medikle Clinic 'n the Southern Test Facility often team up ta tackle a tuff problem...