Flying Low, and Poison Worms
For a couple of years now, Fitch Beach Field KFPK at Charlotte MI, has had an embarrassing NOTAM. "Ground mole holes on runway 14/32." Every time the weather briefers read it, they snort or chuckle or say "WHAT??!?"
The field has two runways - 02/20 is hard surface, and a sod runway 14/32 crossing it. Often, winds are such that I'd kinda like to land on the sod, but don't want to hang up my nose gear in a ground mole hole. Taill draggers ("standard" configuration landing gear with a tail wheel) aircraft can land and take off on rougher ground than can a tricycle geared bird with a nose gear.
Most - not all - nose landing gears are canted forwards, much like the front fork of a bicycle. That angle tends to drive it down into any hole or depression if it gets even half a chance, especially in soft dirt. The Ruptured Duck is a tricycle gear nose dragger, so I have to exercize caution when operating on a sod field. And, where there are known holes, it just isn't wise to tempt fate.
The company that tends lawns here in our condo complex treated our groundmoles to a tasty treat of poison angle worms last fall, and we had only a handful of the buggars left this spring. Now, we have none. So - I sez to myself, I sez, says, I, "Self, maybe these worms coild cure the mole hole problems at KFPK? And get rid of that embarrassingly foolish NOTAM?"
All summer long, I've been trying to match schedules with myself, the guy who does our lawn, the guy who runs the airfield, and the weather gods. Finally, this morning, it all came together. Todd met me at the hangar, we launched , and first flew over the area where he and I grew up as kids, (him about 30 or so years behind me) and then over to Charlotte. Cloud ceiling was low, and ground fog was still hugging a few low spots, so we never got above 2,500 feet. That kept us 1,300-1,500'' above the ground. An antenna farm was in the way, so we swung south to avoid that. Stratus overcast meant no vertical development in the air, and thus a smooth ride this morning. I like that. We squeaked it in, and cheated death.
In the hangar was another friend, getting a trim cable fixed on his bird. Lots of kibbitzing, tail pulling, and camaradarie there. Finally, we loaded into the truck, and toured the field. Lots of mole holes, mounds, and tunnels. Todd explained the worm installation procedure, how to tell where survivors are, and how to remove them. Back to the hangar for coffee and BS.
On our return flight back to Mason Jewett Field KTEW, we had a chase plane behind us. He'd taken off right behind us from Charlotte, and landed right behind us back at Mason. Todd got to watch most of that. We made another squeaker (I'm beginning to figure this thing out) and put the Duck to bed. Having cheated death twice already, I figured that was enough. Todd had to go back to work. I thanked him for supporting my retirement, and went to lunch.