40 some years ago, my brother and I were paddling down a local river. Someone strung a wire across the river, and as we approached it, I grabbed the wire to fling it over my head. It was a fence shocker wire. About scared the heck out of me. My brother tried to catch it with the paddle, the wire slid down the paddle and caught him in the chest. He grabbed it and tossed it over his head. Well, we were going to pull that wire out, so we stopped at the bank, he jumped out into the shallow water, and pulled his foot out of the water with a 2x4 attached to it. Sure enough, a rusted 16 penny nail went into his foot.
Some days, you can't win for nothing.