Kayak Jack said:Boat captain to passengers (in a deep, gravelly pilot-type voice): "Ahhhh ........ this is your captain speaking. I am no longer in the boat, as the sides have delaminated in that last wave. Those of you who can swim, please step to the right side of the boat, and calmly enter the water. The rest of you - thank you for riding in Cajun Canoes!" :wink:
....and you don't have to outswim the gators.........you just have to outswim your fellow passengers. :twisted: