Women are crazy.

[oldyaker]

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn.. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.' :shock:

MORAL:
Women are crazy.
Don't mess with them.

 

[sheena's dad]

:lol:

I've known a few women like that.

8)

 

[hairymick]

Good one OY! sounds a lot like Mis Robin.

HEY STEVE!

Good to hear from you again. We been worried about you mate.

 

[Kayak Jack]

Yakus Veritatus - entries here are supposed to be humorous - not true.

 

[Bilgerat]

Oh damn, I think that may be my wife. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Mike

 

[Kayak Jack]

Oh damn, I think that may be my wife. :shock: :shock: :shock: Mike

"You inna heapa trubba, Boy!"

 

[sheena's dad]

HEY, MICK!

Great to be back!

 

[tx river rat]

This is the reason I took all hard furniture out of the house and went to bean bags
Ron

 

[coogzilla]

Aw come on. Just cause their nuts don't mean they can get
discriminated on. Sometimes their kinda fun/annoying. I
remember that time one of my girlfrinds threw the X-large
Singer sewing shears at me. I thought damn, she missed and
was kinda amused. As they whizzed by my nose, they went into
the door behind me. I thought pretty cool. You throwed those
pretty good. But na na you missed. 8)

I threw most things with a cutting edge in the house in the trash.

 

[Kayak Jack]

I removed all the firing pins from the guns with my first wife. My second one threatened me with a knife. Third one died form unknown causes.

 

[bearridge]

As they whizzed by my nose, they went into the door behind me.

Frum Sicily? 8)

 

[coogzilla]

Sicily huh? The one I got now, her grandparents were from Palermo.
The other one I was talking about was a "Mick". A red carrot top.
Only she was more yellow top than red, but mick thru and thru.
I guess a latent red head. Most times we got along just fine. Just keep
any weapons out of reach, if you know whats good for you.

I guess I'll toss this out here and see what is.
I got to grow up with a red. Full freckeld head to toe. She was
"MOM". I somehow reminded her of "DAD" so I was always in
deep doodoo. She had one hell of a right hook! My left ear knows
this for a fact. At the time I turned 17 my head got harder and when
the right hook came, she hollerd at me cause I hurt her hand. I sais
MOM, try again, you didn't hit me hard enough! Being a "RED" there
was no resisting that offer. She let it rip and almost busted her hand
on my face. I says maybee just maybee you should stop doing that.











The WOP. They make damn good wives.
Probablly the best there is, bar none if you can keep them happy/
entertained.




YES, in fact they are crazy, but we still love um anyway.