Not having anything to do this evening and bored to tears I watched the local & National news. After watching what might be called the comedy hour I was wondering about this.
Say ..... I'm walking down the street and a reported approaches me. He crams a microphone in my face as the cameraman rolls footage.
Reporter ... Sir did you watch the news ?
Me Yep.
Reporter how often ?
Me. Not much only when I'm bored.
Reporter , Have you seen the news lately?
Me. Yep , last night.
Reporter. Sir how would you explain what you saw? You can use two sentences to describe your thoughts.
Me.................
1. The inmates are running the insane asylum.
2. The whole world has gone nuts except for you and me and I'm not that dam sure about you.
Reporter . Thank you for your thoughts but they are to political incorrect and we can not show that on the air.
Me. Yep , definitely not him.
Say ..... I'm walking down the street and a reported approaches me. He crams a microphone in my face as the cameraman rolls footage.
Reporter ... Sir did you watch the news ?
Me Yep.
Reporter how often ?
Me. Not much only when I'm bored.
Reporter , Have you seen the news lately?
Me. Yep , last night.
Reporter. Sir how would you explain what you saw? You can use two sentences to describe your thoughts.
Me.................
1. The inmates are running the insane asylum.
2. The whole world has gone nuts except for you and me and I'm not that dam sure about you.
Reporter . Thank you for your thoughts but they are to political incorrect and we can not show that on the air.
Me. Yep , definitely not him.