Sea food

[tx river rat]

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of
Fundy, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. "We are
sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife", said one of
the Mounties.

"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted. The Mounties looked
at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and
some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the
worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."

The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in the bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.

Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her."

Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news???"

The Mountie said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

 

[mike]

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Mike

 

[Light Keeper's Kid]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mike

 

[Wannabe]

Ron,
You sure those Mountys wern't from Louisana?
Bob

 

[tx river rat]

Think they might have been transplants Bob?
Ron

 

[Steve]

Ron, Susie frowned at that one. . . said she'd get with Sonya and Miss B and make sure they seafood yer arses into one o' dem Alaskan crab pots. . . . .

Don't think she liked it. . . .

At the risk of joinin' Ron 'n' Bob in one o' dem pots :shock: . . . . I kinda like it. . . . .

 

[jdupre']

Sounds an awful lot like the Boudreaux and Thibodaux jokes. " That's fuuunny, right thar, I don't keer who ya are." ( from Larry the Cable Guy) :lol:

 

[Wannabe]

Who woulda thought that such a simple minded question could get me in trouble? Steve, what would it take to get back in Suzie's good greces? Does she want her share of the crabs and lobster?
Bob

 

[jdupre']

Ya just diggin' that hole deeper, Bob. :mrgreen:

 

[Kayak Jack]

And, just think how much more effective the "bait" would've been with addition of an attractant odor. Eau de Codfish?

 

[tx river rat]

Steve
Just dont show her this post

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=5719 :lol:
Ron

 

[Wannabe]

Thank ya Ronnie,
I appreciate that. No one likes to be hanging from a limb by hisownself. Misery loves company.

 

[tx river rat]

I told Steves boss you told me to do it Bob.
Ron

 

[Wannabe]

Rat Fink

 

[tx river rat]

Dang Bob do you think Susie cut him off

of the puter because he laughed at these jokes?
Ron

 

[Steve]

I's still here. . . sneaking in. . . on occassion. . . All the wedding prepping and work been gettin' in the way of visitin' with youse guys. . . .

 

[Kayak Jack]

Wedding prep can get in the way of Life. Don't let marriage mess up a good friendship.

 

[Wannabe]

Dear Ron,
After thinking about this for a couple of days I have decided not to say any thing else on this subject seeing as how i remember something about Steve saying that he and Suzie was going to try to go down to Pipers in March. :shock: Suzie looks like a little Gal in the pictures andMrs B is a little gal. :? I know how little Gals can be so I'm totally going to whimp out on you and try to behave between now and March just in case She shows up.
Bob