Got sent his the other day and it made me laugh
BREAKING NEWS!!
Resident Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred
on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's
Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine
Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to
the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused
by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
BREAKING NEWS!!
Resident Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred
on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's
Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine
Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to
the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused
by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.