BEARS BUDDY said:
Tried the bone cruncher. The bone cruncher damn near paralyzed me permanently in only two easy visits.
That iz the danger with 'em. Never let 'em pull on yer neck.
Shade Tree should get some electric needles; that way you don't gots ta build a fire at the forge ta heat em up fer the accur-poker stuff!
We dont fire up the forge unless we got a asteroid problem. Like Ole Dave Ramsey when he gits folks ta cut up the debt cards, our customers throw away their tubes of Preparation H.
Good diagnosis guys. Them Shade Tree Medikle docs is ever good as them Mayonaise ones.
We had a Good HouseKeepin' Seal til that thing with the dried nutria livers. One of our staff doctors went ta Asheville, Carolina fer a big pow wow of the AMA Guideline doctors. That musta been 2-3 years ago. They had run some polls 'n found that after a few years folks with back truble who had surgery warnt no better off than the ones who sez "no thanks doc". Way too much cuttin' by the sawbones. We dont cut on folks too much anymore. We had a leak that ruint some of our "how to" videos 'n it iz hard ta find a DVD "How ta cut out gall stones". We still make good money off "Doc Holiday's Magic Elixir". It iz some ole time snake oil, with alcohol 'n opium. It will grow hair, cure warts, stop gout, keep skin cancer off ya, git rid of aches 'n pains 'n make ya write long poems.
We rent traction machines. They look like suspenders, but there iz a strap that goes round her head. Good on the neck, but it will keep ya frum snorin' at nite too.
git well soon
bearridge
[D]emocracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention; have ever been found incompatible with personal security, or the rights of property; and have, in general, been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths. James Madison