Friend Joe,
Back in the early 90's bout 10 of us put in at the top wearin' tall, black witch hats. Dave got 'em frum the art 'n theatre folk who had jest done a Will Shakespeare play with a heap a toil 'n truble.
There wuz a parkin' lot fulla top notch, high dollar whitewater paddlin' gear. They never seen a motley crue like us wearin' tall, black witch hats. We dont have pichurs. That wuz before I had Miz Bear fer shuttle bunny 'n pichur taker. These days it iz purty dreary on the river.
One time Dave come across this big orange navy surplus raft they used ta rescue space cowboys like Gus Grissom who fell inta the ocean. It musta been 30' long....mebbe more. Some a the gals got these Jap lanterns. Someone come up with a wet bar 'n we set in lawn chairs late in the day. We run the Falls. It had folks talkin' fer a few years, then that Hinkle fella shot Reagan in the ass 'n nobody tole campfire tales bout it no more.
Bout the time the Russians, french, Italians, Canucks, etc. come fer the world paddlin' contest there, Dave come up with the idea of hookin' two sit upon kayaks ta a frame with seats 'n oar locks. He got the local muffler shop ta build him a frame which he attached with velcro straps.
I watched when Dave 'n Diana come down the river 'n run it thru the Falls, then eddied out 'n come back up 'n put the nose inta the big drop. That day Dave wore hiz overalls 'n turnt hiz John Deere cap sideways. At the top of the Falls he stuck hiz tongue outta the side of hiz mouth.....like Billy Bob done in Slingblade (really a Kaiser blade).
So ya see.....there must be somethin' in the water. :mrgreen: :roll: :lol: :mrgreen:
regards
bearridge
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