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My Vacation , sort of..........

oldsparkey

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OK .. I'm Back. :)

Bet you never missed me and YES I have been gone for a while.
Took my once every 7 year's vacation and really relaxed.

Arrived at this real fancy place with a 8:00AM appointment ... ORMC North Tower.
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( got there at 7;30 A.M )and a little after 11:00 A.M. was escorted from the registration area to the ready room where I meet a really nice lady who shaved me and wiped me down with an alcohol disinfectant.

Then this other lady came in and set me up with an IV kit so I would not have to drink anything , they just put the drink of the day in a large bag and hang it so gravity delivers it directly to a vein.

My appointed time to be whittled on was set at 12:30 P.M. but things got confused so it was moved over to 3:30 P.M. Anyway everyone released the mistake and surgery proceeded as suggested.

We had a grand time and before I knew it they were strapping my arms down and I was out like a light then waking up in a different room.
Now they are talking about sending me up to the 5th floor for a overnight observation period.. Yippee , I might actually get something to eat and actually drink.

The lady that welcomed me was really nice and got me one huge and really good Egg Salad Sandwich with dill pickles and onions followed up with a big oatmeal cookie.

Now that is a trick you should of seen , the one arm with the IV and disabled to a degree with the right arm and upper chest all bandaged and told to not use it made eating that sandwich ( lying in the bed ) a trick to do without making a mess , but you can bet I did it and every last crumb from it. :D

From there on it was just a matter of showing everyone I was breathing on my own , could see ( Ha Ha , Sharon took my glasses home with her so everything was sort of fuzzy ) The heart rate normal and then the representative of the defibrillator came in and double checked it as to its functions and settings. More of this and that and before I knew it they were going to throw me out so I called Sharon and told her I was being evicted and needed a ride home.

My old defibrillator after 7 years needed to be replaced and now I have a new one , fully charged. Just can not use the right arm for a couple of weeks and have to see the doc in two weeks and then 4 weeks.

Chuck.
 

texastom

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Seems funny to say "Welcome back" when it's your place to begin with, but Welcome Back anyway!

Hope the next 7 years go as well or better than the last.
 

oldsparkey

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Jack..........

As normal I have weight restriction of 5 pounds with the right arm. Plus I can not use the same amount force to open a door or close it or any activity that requires 5 pounds of pressure to accomplish the task. Unlike the time back in Jan ,2008 when I got that one , they had me on that for 6 months restriction because of the way the lead was attached to the heart.
The lead from back then is still good and they were able to disconnect the old unit and attach this new one to it , so the restriction is only for the unit and the wound from implanting it.
Just an open ya up , unplug the old unit , check the lead to the heart ( TEST IT ), clean the pocket , implant the new one and plug yu in. THEN TEST The WHOLE THING :shock: .....That's the short version of what they do. :roll:
Fortunately you are in La La Land during that.
What gets you is the nothing to eat or drink from midnight before the appointment till after everything is done and you are starved looking for anything to eat , so they bring you hospital food. In my case the one nurse was kind enough to get me that stacked high Egg Salad Sandwich with the trimmings.
Not sure where she got it but there is a Subway Sandwich shop in the lobby of the hospital.

He used stitches in the deep part and for the surface area surgical super glue to close it and that is why they want the weight limit so I don't tear the incision open.

Not suppose to drive or to do anything a normal person can do anytime of the day for the two weeks till I see him and with some luck tells me I am free to do what I want.
Can't even ride my Bicycle till I go back for that visit. :twisted: so I am grounded to just walks for a while.
 

catfish

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chuck i guess you can be a sparky again? dont shake an bodys hand i guess you would super charge them? :lol: :mrgreen: take is easy and have a speedy recovery.
 

DCRICE

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Hang in there Chuck. Two weeks ain't long. And with that new high tech. battery, I guess you will get a few more mph out of the bicycle.
We got a heck of a deal living in this age of medical progress.
Dan
 

oldsparkey

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Kayak Jack said:
Like the old story of jacking up the radiator cap on a clunker, and running a new car in underneath it, maybr they'll jack up our hair, and run in . . . . . .

What HAIR ??????

The one nurse ( that I was Joking with ) that shaved me , when she got done she gathered up the hair and started to place it on my head to stop the glare off of it from the lights. I told her she better not do that because the wife has long forgotten what I looked like with hair up there and she would not know me. :lol: Sadly she took it over and dumped it in the garbage . :cry:
 

Kayak Jack

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So now, Chuck, we have to jack up a trash basket, and run in a new guy.? Should I ask Sharon for specs of what she'd like to have in this new guy? She can select from the following checklist:
Clean ____
Thrifty ____
Reverent ____
Honorable ____
Brave ____
Ambitious ____
Attractive ____
Handsome ____
Sexy ____
Honest ____
Humble ____
Talented ____
Able to leap tall buildings with short, running start ____
Faster than a BB shot from a Red Ryder Daisy lever action ____
Etc. :)