Friend Kayak Jack,Kayak Jack said:Corn don't grow on Rocky Top - it's too rocky by far.
Now Alvin 'n hiz Pa before him raised corn up on top. Even tho Alvin cut all them centers, he never had no bottom land til after he kilt all the Germans.
Alvin wuz hangin' on ta a plow behind hiz mule layin' out crooked rows in the cornfield cuz he wuz too lazy ta move that rock in the field til Walter Brennan tole him how it wuz a farmin' parable.
After lightning hit that ole tree 'n knocked the mule silly, Alvin moved that rock so he kin make straight rows. Ever time a bolt knocks yer mule down, its a sign ya better git yer rows straight.
Wonder how come near bout all the sippin' whiskey comes frum Tennessee 'er Kentucky? When you 'n Jack Daniels went ta usin' oak barrels, did ya ever ask how come he didnt put hiz cookin' still out ta Idaho 'er Kansas? Miz Bear sez it aint nuthin' but corn in Kansas 'n Fort Riley. :mrgreen:
regards,
bearridge
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