Male Sensitivity.

[oldsparkey]

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners.

The class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you, Walking is especially beneficial."

"It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier, just make several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass."

She looked at the men in the room, "And gentlemen, remember ... you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her".

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes," answered the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught...

 

[Kayak Jack]

Or, maybe, she could carry gear from the landing to the camp site. And back, of course.

 

[oldsparkey]

Or, maybe, she could carry gear from the landing to the camp site. And back, of course.

If she is willing to do that much she might be willing to even set up the camp and get a meal cooking. Naturally that means she would have to paddle ahead , find the campsites and get everything set up and ready for the guy's when they get there. Including all the fire wood for the evenings fire. :lol:

 

[Kayak Jack]

NOW you're thinking, olde man.

 

[hairymick01]

Chuck mate, I bet ya lovly wife doesn't read this. either that, or you are a very brave man indeed. :mrgreen:

 

[oldsparkey]

Chuck mate, I bet ya lovly wife doesn't read this. either that, or you are a very brave man indeed. :mrgreen:

Nothing to fear on this end , she does not read the forum , camp , go canoeing , or do anything in that category. Her idea of camping is at the Radison ( or any really nice motel ) with room service and a swimming pool. Not sure what you mean by "Lovly wife" , you sure we are talking about the same person?????? :lol:

 

[Kayak Jack]

<SNIP>"Lovly wife" , you sure we are talking about the same person?????? :lol:

For a mere $100, I'll burn this letter I hold in my hand, which is addressed to your lovely wife.

 

[oldsparkey]

OK. Go ahead and send me the $100.00 , then if you want to the letter to the wife. She won't care since I will use that $100.00 to take her out to dinner. :lol:

 

[Kayak Jack]

They dropped you on your head a lot when you were a baby, didn't they. :wink:

 

[BEARS BUDDY]

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Alas! Poor Sparkey, I knew him well. Nice guy, but he took one too many dangerous paths.