Mostly Truthful Jack,
I figger she needed that battery power Worx weed whacker. Now she dont have ta haul 200' of cord round the yard. [She give out tryin' ta keep the gas Weed Eater runnin'.] That dang stroke hit before she had a chance ta see how good I done on that one....adjustable fer the little folk (like her). She kin even "edge" with it. I didnt git the agent orange sprayer fer her, but I fill it up 'n spay half so she kin tote it 'n spray round the last of the azaleas :roll:.
The last 2-3 days her vertigo finally let up a lot. She still walks like she drank a bottle of rum (I mite git her a parrot fer her shoulder), but she sez the ground quit comin' up at her 'n the headaches dont bother her enuff ta take Tylenol. She aint done no drivin' since the last surgery, but I figger she kin if she had ta. If we kin git her thyroid fixed 'n the aspirin keeps her blood frum makin' a clot amongst all them coils, she oughta be near bout good as a new model. She likes the haircut I give her so much, she decided ta give up blonde, keep it red 'n cut it like I done. If we had a big time ICU where they drill holes in yer head, I mite make some extra pocket dough turnin' the gals with the Ronald McDonald look inta the Frodo (one of the girlie men hobbits) look.
regards
bearridge
ps Fer her birthday I am lookin' ta surprize her with that Coleman Extreme ice chest Ron tole us bout. We have a ole Gott (Christmas gift ta my other wife who left it behind when she cleaned out the house), but a heap a folks sat on it over the last 35 years. I gotta buy a new bag of ice ever day up in the Smokie Mountains.
McMurphy: The Chief voted. Now will you please turn on the television set?
Nurse Ratched: Mr. McMurphy. The meeting was adjourned and the vote was closed.
McMurphy: But the vote was 10 to 8. The Chief, he's got his hand up! Look!
Nurse Ratched: No, Mr. McMurphy. When the meeting was adjourned, the vote was 9 to 9.
McMurphy: Aw come on, you're not gonna say that now. You're not gonna say that now. You're gonna pull that hen-house shit now when the vote... the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9. Now I want that television set turned on, "right now"!