Having food luck in camp is largely a matter of preplanning. It isn't hard. Here's some of the secrets.
#1 To get smoke out of your eyes, simply chant, "I hate rabbits! I hate rabbits! I hate rabbits! ....." This is scientifically proven to work, even in strong breezes.
#2 To keep it from raining, take at least two sets of rain gear, and have both immediately handy and ready.
#3 To ward off lightning, spend money on an electronic lightning detector, and have it on at all times. (Bring extra batteries.)
#4 To ensure that others will bring lots of food, you take along enough for an army.
#5 To ensure warm weather, take along wool drawers, two wool shirts, and woolen mittens. (Fleece will not produce the desired effects.)
#6 To ensure a breezy campsite, lightly tack down your tent and don't anchor the rain fly.
See! It's not all that hard.
#1 To get smoke out of your eyes, simply chant, "I hate rabbits! I hate rabbits! I hate rabbits! ....." This is scientifically proven to work, even in strong breezes.
#2 To keep it from raining, take at least two sets of rain gear, and have both immediately handy and ready.
#3 To ward off lightning, spend money on an electronic lightning detector, and have it on at all times. (Bring extra batteries.)
#4 To ensure that others will bring lots of food, you take along enough for an army.
#5 To ensure warm weather, take along wool drawers, two wool shirts, and woolen mittens. (Fleece will not produce the desired effects.)
#6 To ensure a breezy campsite, lightly tack down your tent and don't anchor the rain fly.
See! It's not all that hard.