My Assistant brought me a contract to review for his upcoming "Get in Shape, break the cheeto eating Boot Camp". He wanted me to check out what he was signing up for.
I review contracts everyday and this has to be one of the best clauses I have seen yet. I thought it was great- and it is part of a contract, not one of those internet jokes.
The Company has been changed to protect the innocent.
I fully understand that BootCamp is dangerous. I could be injured, paralyzed, go blind, go deaf, lose my arms & legs, get hit by a weight, a bar, a jump rope, another BootCamper, a Buick or hurt in innumerable other ways. I understand I could be killed by participating in this program. I will be constantly working to the point of exhaustion and beyond. I will always be in agony, be sore and in pain. I will be dizzy and then throw up or lose control of my bowels. Once exhausted and barely able to breathe or control my limbs, I may be climbing a rope high into the sky over a concrete floor or doing hundreds of other potentially life threatening evolutions. I understand that I may be subject to harassment of all types, to include sexual harassment. This harassment may come from the BootCamp staff or other BootCamper. I hold no one in the entire world responsible for anything that occurs to me, other than myself. I am making a conscious choice to expose myself to this environment and these risks. I welcome all of these experiences. I understand that unfortunately in today’s sue-happy, litigious society it is necessary for this waiver to be as blatant as it is.
I have read and understand these terms:___________(initial)
I review contracts everyday and this has to be one of the best clauses I have seen yet. I thought it was great- and it is part of a contract, not one of those internet jokes.
The Company has been changed to protect the innocent.
I fully understand that BootCamp is dangerous. I could be injured, paralyzed, go blind, go deaf, lose my arms & legs, get hit by a weight, a bar, a jump rope, another BootCamper, a Buick or hurt in innumerable other ways. I understand I could be killed by participating in this program. I will be constantly working to the point of exhaustion and beyond. I will always be in agony, be sore and in pain. I will be dizzy and then throw up or lose control of my bowels. Once exhausted and barely able to breathe or control my limbs, I may be climbing a rope high into the sky over a concrete floor or doing hundreds of other potentially life threatening evolutions. I understand that I may be subject to harassment of all types, to include sexual harassment. This harassment may come from the BootCamp staff or other BootCamper. I hold no one in the entire world responsible for anything that occurs to me, other than myself. I am making a conscious choice to expose myself to this environment and these risks. I welcome all of these experiences. I understand that unfortunately in today’s sue-happy, litigious society it is necessary for this waiver to be as blatant as it is.
I have read and understand these terms:___________(initial)