Don't mess with the B**ch!

[jdupre']

Seen on a bumper sticker on the back of an IROC Camaro "I am not a bitch, I am THE BITCH, and that's MISS BITCH to you. "

Hoo Boy!!

 

[Kayak Jack]

Remember - no matter how good looking she is, somewhere there's a man who's tired of her $h!t

 

[Wannabe]

And sometimes they read over your shoulder Jack. It was so nice knowing you. :cry:
Bob

 

[jdupre']

Yeah, Jack, how much $hit a guy takes is directly proportional to how good a woman looks. Sharon Stone's guy will put up with a LOT more of it than a guy going out with a more ...uh...plain looking woman.

 

[JEM]

Remember - no matter how good looking she is, somewhere there's a man who's tired of her $h!t

AMEN!

:lol:

 

[oldyaker]

A lotta big talk on here when your bosses ain't look'n! The brass set you think you have will change to butter if "THEY" find out what you been up to.... :mrgreen:

 

[Kayak Jack]

You guys sweat for yourselves. I'm a widower.

Good looks are attractive and exciting for a while. Good character and good attitude lasts a helluva lot longer, and is a lot more satisfying (to me, anyway).

 

[sheena's dad]

Gotta admit, Jack, FOR ONCE , you got a point.

Dad

 

[islandpiper]

So, Jack, it's about like driving past a big Boat Broker's yard.........for the most part they are in there, up on cradles because they got just too expensive for some fellow to have.

(Parallel: The two happiest days in a boatowner's life are the day he gets her and the day he gets rid of her.)

Piper

 

[Kayak Jack]

I've heard that you can't buy love. Could be true, don't know. I've found though, that it can be rented fairly readily.

Some investment counselors advise to never buy any item that depreciates over time. Rent it.

Parallelize that, Piper San.

 

[Wannabe]

Know a guy that has a girlfriend like that now and again. He say's her name is Lisa Peace.
Bob

 

[jdupre']

I've heard that you can't buy love. Could be true, don't know. I've found though, that it can be rented fairly readily.

Heard on a TV program about mega yachts. When asked about money being able to buy you happiness, the yacht owner replies " You might not be able to buy happiness, but you can sure buy a boat big enough to run up and dock right alongside it."

 

[Kayak Jack]

...When asked about money being able to buy you happiness, the yacht owner replies " You might not be able to buy happiness, but you can sure buy a boat big enough to run up and dock right alongside it."

They dock beside it; we paddle through it.

 

[kc4zvw]

Yeah, Jack, how much $hit a guy takes is directly proportional to how good a woman looks. Sharon Stone's guy will put up with a LOT more of it than a guy going out with a more ...uh...plain looking woman.

Have you taken a look at Ms. Stone recently ... she ain't aging well.

regards,

David
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[jdupre']

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Have you taken a look at Ms. Stone recently ... she ain't aging well.

regards,

David
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David, but she looks better on a bad day than most on their best.