Cut Throat

[Wannabe]

Just got home. Got my throat cut and the rocks emptied out of my head. Everything went fine. Three and a half hours to so it. Just took one of those codeine thing and figgured I better write something here before it makes me totally stupid or puts me to sleep.Did not run into Nurse ratchet. That joint has the sweetest nurses it it you ever saw.
Piper, did not have to call you to come pee for me. My devestating good looks and charm got me out of there without having to pee. See you lator, Chicken soup awaits.
Bob

 

[Kayak Jack]

Speedy and comfortable recovery, Bob.

 

[Ozark]

Glad to hear your alright Bob. Hope you can hold your head up straight with them takin all that weight out of one side of your head.

 

[bearridge]

Friend Bob,

Takin' the rocks outta yer head always makes ya feel good. Let me know how the codeine does. If ya dont like it, I mite swap ya some Budweiser fer 'em. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

get well soon
bearridge
shade tree medikle clinic

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth. Unknown high school student

 

[islandpiper]

Wannabe, glad to have you back. Save the rocks, you might have a low spot in the driveway before summer gets here.

Now when I close a letter with "rock 'n roll" it'll have more meaning.

Piper

 

[Wannabe]

Dang it Bear,
Howd ya know. Wife told me the codine would make me sleep. Ain't been ta sleep yet and it's bout 6:30. Where do ya want ta meet for the swap. I got a weeks worth. At least with enough Bud I'd get to go to sleep.
Bob

 

[oldsparkey]

Wannabe...

That makes it official and is in the record books , a rarity on here for us. Something I'm sure no one on here would ever thought of happening.

We have a member without any rocks in his head. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Chuck.

 

[Kayak Jack]

No rocks??!! I thought that qualified him for non-membership. We sure as hell can't have anyone around here that will be rational or cool.

OUT WITH HIM!

Cast him from the gates, drum him out (like they did when they Branded Chuck Conners when he was the only survivor), tear off his epaulets!

(Joey, don't you know some Cajun epithets that would work here?)

 

[Wannabe]

I do appreciate all you gents(no disrespect intended) kind remarks. Thank you.
Bob

 

[jdupre']

Bon Dieu! :shock: C'est beaucoup de la merde. :twisted:

 

[Kayak Jack]

I like it when you speak nasty, Joey!

 

[oldyaker]

Joey.... I picked on this....GO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!!!

 

[oldsparkey]

Bon Dieu! :shock: C'est beaucoup de la merde. :twisted:

Oldyaker , Are you saying that is Italian and you translated it , I thought it was Cajun.

 

[Wannabe]

Sumpthin bout sumphin and a hole bunch of death??? Close or not?
I guess the third day is hell day. Back on the Codine.
Bob

 

[bearridge]

Friend Bob,

Think "boat science". 8)

regards
bearridge

NyQuil...the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. unknown

 

[dangermouse01]

Google translate will tell you what he said.

I got the "beaucoup" part right, made a pretty good guess at the rest.

DM
mike

 

[jdupre']

Sumpthin bout sumphin and a hole bunch of death??? Close or not?

Whole bunch of sumphin', but it ain't "death". :twisted: :wink:

 

[Wannabe]

Preciate that. Kinda had me wundering. :roll:
Bob