The maid told the woman of the house that she needed a raise. "What makes you think you should have a raise?!" demanded the wife.
"Three reasons", the maid replied. "First, I iron better than you do."
"Who told you that?" "Your husband."
"And secondly, I cook better than you."
"Who told you that?" "Your husband."
"And third, I'm a better lover than you."
"Did my husband tell you that?"
"No, the gardener did."
"How much more money did you say you want?"
"Three reasons", the maid replied. "First, I iron better than you do."
"Who told you that?" "Your husband."
"And secondly, I cook better than you."
"Who told you that?" "Your husband."
"And third, I'm a better lover than you."
"Did my husband tell you that?"
"No, the gardener did."
"How much more money did you say you want?"
