Reglar Size Jack,
I dont know if yer wife had a shop, but Miz Bear did. We'd drive up ta Memphis ta buy stuff fer it. She had a guviment tax number that made stuff cheaper.....wholesale 'n no taxation. After 5-10 hours of lookin' at that kinda stuff, I got bored 'n begun ta buy one 'er two...
They aint found a way ta ruin cherry tomatoes yet. I like 'em. When the rest of the tomatoes taste like sawdust, I git a handful, slice 'em 'n make a fine sammich. Yum. Dust 'em with Zatarains. Mitey good eatin'.
Friend Steve,
Bout 10 years ago Ronnie had ta give up his cafe cuz they made the highroad wider 'n tore hiz place down. We argued over the money fer bout a year, then give up 'n let the jury figger it out. Ronnie wuz a purty good cook. All the game law kept a eye out fer him......like they...
Loose ropes tied ta a boat worries me too....if the water iz movin'. How bout a rope that floats.....with a float at the end, followed by a big scoop like a empty, plastic milk jug? Make it all stay on top of the water where ya kin keep a eye on it?
That iz the danger with 'em. Never let 'em pull on yer neck.
We dont fire up the forge unless we got a asteroid problem. Like Ole Dave Ramsey when he gits folks ta cut up the debt cards, our customers throw away their tubes of Preparation H.
We had a Good HouseKeepin' Seal til that thing...
not stylish enuff...... [chuckle] I once tore up a river shoe. Duct tape dont look too stylish, but it works.
I have spent many a fine hour in the Big Muddy doin' the same az Gerald....cept fer the fishin' part. I hear it callin' me....louder ever dang day. Miz Bear dont like it when I...
Dang Gerry....dang. We been workin' on accupuncture up at the Shade Tree Medikle Clinic. Havin' better luck since we quit usin' chop sticks. Straight pins work a heap better. Sometimes the Thera Cane works good on a sore back 'er neck. http://www.theracane.com/
We take a hypocritikle oath...
Dang......thanks for the pichurs of the put in and the One Shoe Bar. 18 miles in one day? Holy mackeral there Kingfish! lol
regards
bearridge
ps Wish I had been on the water yesterday.....today 'n tomorrow too.
Friend Gator,
I bet ya seen this one before. A long time ago Truthful Jack put it on here down under the "favorite links" section.
http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog ... big_rocks/
It iz good fer the British ta see that other folks kin do stuff too. [grin]
regards
bearridge
The...
Friend Gator,
That aint the real name of that town. They hired Truthful Jack ta paint the sign on the outside of town. He charged 'em by the letter. That wuz rite at the end of the Bronze Age. Back then they had a heap a towns with long names. Jack made enuf off long signs ta buy a pocket...
Dont put bread crumbs 'er flour on 'em. These aint yer Poppa's fried green tomatoes. [grin] If ya pan fry 'em, dont put much oil in the pan. Good eatin'.
I bet I aint the only one who lived this tale frum Newt.
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Picking Cotton
I'll bet I've done at least one thing in my life that very few, if any of you have, I've picked cotton. I’m not talking about just going out into a field by the roadside and pulling a few bolls to...
The Food Channel will have plenty of recipes. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes-and- ... index.html
I like the green ones, sliced thick, sprinkle Zatarains 'n pan fry in some olive oil....then sprinkle Parmesean cheese on 'em. Bakin' works okay too.
Friend Nock,
Thanks. I mite never have seen that river....still mite not, but at least now I know what I will miss if I dont paddle on it. Wuz it nice along the banks....no people? Besides that nite with the barbarians, wuz it quiet at nite....did ya hear any combustion engines?
regards...
Friend George,
That plan mite tell ya the best length, but it iz better if ya kin try some paddles. I bet they got a place somewhere close by that rents boats 'n paddles? Some outfitters will let ya try out the gear they sell. The Georgia Canoe Club iz big 'n I got a dollar sez they have get...
MEMO
TO: Geezers
FROM: Southern Test Facility
RE: Bad Coffee
The java test iz over. Alton wuz wrong....more coffee dont help. The best we kin tell ya'll iz ta make some hot chocolate....in a separate cup 'n mix a few ounces with each cup a java.
regards
bearridge
ps The Shade Tree...
How many of ya'll camped together in the evenin'? Where? Mitey fine pichurs.....nice movin' water. How bout the skeeters?
regards
bearridge
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