You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
> her kids.
>
> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
much
> gas is in it.
>
> 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
>
> 4. You think a woman who is out of your league , bowls on a different
night.
>
>
> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
>
> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch
this.'
>
> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>
> 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
> 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
>
> 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen,
> start your engines. '
>
> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
> wheels.
>
> 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
>
> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
>
> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
> 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
> House of Tattoos.
>
> 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
> it.
>
> 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
> her kids.
>
> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
much
> gas is in it.
>
> 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
>
> 4. You think a woman who is out of your league , bowls on a different
night.
>
>
> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
>
> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch
this.'
>
> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>
> 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
> 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
>
> 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen,
> start your engines. '
>
> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
> wheels.
>
> 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
>
> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
>
> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
> 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
> House of Tattoos.
>
> 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
> it.
>
> 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.