For those who have some aircraft maint in their backgrounds ( and theres a bunch here) I just got this one in. I have seen simular lists but this one is cute...
I got this from the BWCA & Quetico e-mail list:
Folks,
This is from "Bombardier Aerospace Globe." Below are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement"
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."
Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."
Problem#1: "#2 propeller seeping prop fluid."
Solution#1: "#2 propeller seepage normal."
Problem#2: "#1, #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."
Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."
Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."
Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: " That's what they are there for."
Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
Lee Hegstrand
Paddle in Peace
I got this from the BWCA & Quetico e-mail list:
Folks,
This is from "Bombardier Aerospace Globe." Below are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement"
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."
Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."
Problem#1: "#2 propeller seeping prop fluid."
Solution#1: "#2 propeller seepage normal."
Problem#2: "#1, #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."
Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."
Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."
Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: " That's what they are there for."
Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
Lee Hegstrand
Paddle in Peace