I got this in the e-mail box. Thought ya'll enjoy em too. swampy
Who was the first person to look at a cow and
say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that
chicken there... I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns
the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking
for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by
a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on.........
Do illiterate people get the full effect of
Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once
make it arrive faster?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and
say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that
chicken there... I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns
the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the
carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking
for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by
a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on.........
Do illiterate people get the full effect of
Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once
make it arrive faster?