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graybeard

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A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the Sheriffs Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy says: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.
So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six democratic politicians, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"
 

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Kayak Jack said:
I'm hoping that was a box of 50, not 25 "cattridges". Otherwise, he'd have to find some democrats that were lawyers.

How the times change .. all the pistol ammo I ever purchased in the years past came 50 to a box except for shotgun shells and they were 25 to a box. Now days I have found some 50 cartage boxes at Cabelas or at a occasional store around here if I am really lucky ...Today they are all the , %&%# , 25 boxes.
 

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Kayak Jack said:
I'm hoping that was a box of 50, not 25 "cattridges". Otherwise, he'd have to find some democrats that were lawyers.
Jack,
A fella told me onetime that all lawyers were Democrats (let's see how long it takes for this to get back to someone we know).
Bob :mrgreen:
 

graybeard

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Wannabe said:
Kayak Jack said:
I'm hoping that was a box of 50, not 25 "cattridges". Otherwise, he'd have to find some democrats that were lawyers.
Jack,
A fella told me onetime that all lawyers were Democrats (let's see how long it takes for this to get back to someone we know).
Bob :mrgreen:

Maybe it's all lawyers graduate as Democrats. Some join the real world :)
 
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