The owner of this small town drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks his newly hired clerk: " What's wrong with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk replys: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner, wide eyed :shock: and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk calmly responds: " Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!" :!: :roll:
The owner asks his newly hired clerk: " What's wrong with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk replys: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner, wide eyed :shock: and excited shouts: "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The clerk calmly responds: " Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!" :!: :roll: