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Why is fishing better than making love?

oldyaker

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Aug 26, 2003
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:) When you go fishing and catch something that's real good!
:cry: When you make love and catch something, that's real bad.

:) You don't really need to keep changing your "line" to catch fish.

:) You can catch fish with a couple bucks of frozen shrimp.
:cry: To catch of woman your talk'n dinner and a move at the minimum.

:) Fish don't compare you to other fisherman and they really don't care how many other fish you caught.

:) You can catch and release a fish and you don't have to promise to call after you let it go.

:) In fishing you always lie about the one that got away.
:cry: After you make love you always lie about the one you caught.

:lol: Fish would actually like it when you fall asleep while fishing.