Wal-Mart Greeters:
Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break.
One turns to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I Know you are about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe."
Rather amazed, his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???"
"Yup", grins Slim, "No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants."
Chuck
Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break.
One turns to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I Know you are about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe."
Rather amazed, his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???"
"Yup", grins Slim, "No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants."
Chuck