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[JEM]

http://media5.hypernet.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=5;t=017868

That's the Wooden Boat forum in their non-boat related section. I about wet myself reading that!

 

[BEARS BUDDY]

'Least he didn't fall out of his hammock, just out of his tree.

 

[Kayak Jack]

By jove, Morin - I think you've got it! THAT'S what made Swampus Electrus fall outa that hammock. The sick part is when he started hollering, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

DESZZZACH-PICK-able!

 

[draino]

MMMMMM Maybe, Doorstop should change his handle to Doorknob!!!

 

[oldsparkey]

I know how doorstop felt ..... I have one of those things built in (a implanted defibrillator) and when it goes off it does fry you. It is better then the alternative........ No Heartbeat....

The thing only (so they told me) goes off when your heart stops beating or goes into fibrillation, I found out that if you break a wire it sees it as no heartbeat and goes off. Last time was 6 hits in 7 minutes, NO FUN and it has a better kick then the toy he was playing with, might say mine is industrial strength. :shock:

Chuck.
PS. I broke the wire by bending over and working on the inside of the cockpit while building the kayak , might say that kayak is a real shocker. :lol:

 

[dawallace45]

I think doorstop only cut and pasted that from else where , those things are illegal here in Australia , actually I know doorstop from a woodworking forum and he is a bit of a character

David W