As told by Steven Wright with a monotone, deadpan delivery --" One night , I couldn't find my socks,.... so I called Information................ She said they were behind the sofa................... and they were.
Another---- "I went to this 24 hour convenience store late one night, and when I got there the woman was locking it up. I said " The sign says open 24 hours." The woman looked perturbed and said "Not in a ROW."
Another---- "I went to this 24 hour convenience store late one night, and when I got there the woman was locking it up. I said " The sign says open 24 hours." The woman looked perturbed and said "Not in a ROW."