A driver is stuck in a traffic jam. Nothing is moving. A man knocks on
his window. The driver rolls down the glass and asks "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for $10 million ransom, otherwise they
will douse them with gasoline and set them afire.
We are going car to car taking up a collection.
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon".
his window. The driver rolls down the glass and asks "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson,
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for $10 million ransom, otherwise they
will douse them with gasoline and set them afire.
We are going car to car taking up a collection.
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon".