One time there wuz this ole country boy who wuz settin' round talkin' ta hiz pal.
After a while the first fella sez,
If'n I wuz ta sneak over ta yer trailer Saturday
'n make love ta yer wife whilst you wuz off huntin',
'n she got pregnant 'n had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second fella crooked hiz head sideways fer a minute,
scratched hiz head 'n squinted hiz eyes thinkin' real hard
bout the question. Finally, he sez, "Well, I dont know bout that,
but it sho would make us even."
After a while the first fella sez,
If'n I wuz ta sneak over ta yer trailer Saturday
'n make love ta yer wife whilst you wuz off huntin',
'n she got pregnant 'n had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second fella crooked hiz head sideways fer a minute,
scratched hiz head 'n squinted hiz eyes thinkin' real hard
bout the question. Finally, he sez, "Well, I dont know bout that,
but it sho would make us even."