Three little boys were out on the playground at school and they began doing what most little boys do...arguing about their daddies.
"My daddy's smarter than your daddy"
"My daddy could whoop up on your daddy!"
you know, typical boy stuff...
Then they got onto who's daddy was the fastest...
First little boy says "My daddy's so fast, he can shoot his bow-and-arrow and run out and catch the arrow right out of the air!"
Second little boy says "That's fast, but not as fast as my daddy...my daddy can shoot his rifle and run out and catch the BULLET out of the air, and that's WAY faster than your daddy!"
The third little boy is just smiling because he knows he has em both beat..."Y'all got NOTHIN on my daddy...boy, he's so fast...he works for the state and gets off work at 5 o'clock....but he's home by 3:30!"
"My daddy's smarter than your daddy"
"My daddy could whoop up on your daddy!"
you know, typical boy stuff...
Then they got onto who's daddy was the fastest...
First little boy says "My daddy's so fast, he can shoot his bow-and-arrow and run out and catch the arrow right out of the air!"
Second little boy says "That's fast, but not as fast as my daddy...my daddy can shoot his rifle and run out and catch the BULLET out of the air, and that's WAY faster than your daddy!"
The third little boy is just smiling because he knows he has em both beat..."Y'all got NOTHIN on my daddy...boy, he's so fast...he works for the state and gets off work at 5 o'clock....but he's home by 3:30!"