Limericks

[bearridge]

> THE LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI LIMERICK
> >
> >
> > The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
> > The "Style Invitational". The requirements this week were to use the
> > two Words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the
> > same limerick.
> >
> > The following winning entries were actually printed in the newspaper.
> >
> > Third place:
> >
> > There once was a gal named Lewinsky
> > Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> > 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> > On this flute made of beef
> > That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
> >
> > Second place:
> >
> > Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
> > "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> > Since you made such a mess,
> > Use the hem of your dress
> > And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."
> >
> > And the winning entry:
> >
> > Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> > What Kaczynski must surely have known
> > That an intern is better
> > Than a bomb in a letter
> > When deciding how best to be blown.

 

[Kayak Jack]

Over a beer (or most any other libation-type beverage) I'll sing you some of the limericks we sang at the bar in Nam. One of them is clean; I forgot that one.

In the olde days, Cap'n Merriwether didn't know any. I had to teach'em to him.

 

[bearridge]

Friend Kayak Jack,

Aint clever fine? 8)

regards,
bearridge
bodine poet society

The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts. Bertrand Russell