BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. You shoot one, milk the other, and throw the milk away.
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one, and sells you milk from the other one.
NAZISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull.
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one, and sells you milk from the other one.
NAZISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull.