Fatal Prescription

[oldsparkey]

Fatal Prescription...................

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she wanted to know, that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."


Chuck.

 

[Kayak Jack]

Sorta like walking in a cemetery - and seeing a gravestone with your own name on it. some couples do that, when one dies they get a dual stone and enter both names.

I just couldn't live like that.

 

[hairymick]

yeah, bugger that. when I finally escape, I want to be cremated, my ashes put in my swampgirl, then have it set alight and cast adrift with my family & mates getting pissed on the bank

 

[bearridge]

Friend Mick,

I tole 'em that wuz better'n the Heaven Gate wackolistas. We offered ta shove the Sparkanator off like that if hiz whiz bang went on the fritz while we wuz on expedishun.............if we had enuff Coleman gas left. It iz also a jam up good reason ta tell yer wife why a fella needs ta build a homemade boat....saves a heap on the $10,000 box they sell down at the house of death.

Er ya kin make her a bookcase outta one of those wild west coffins like the one they put Ned in after he wouldnt tell Little Bill where Will Money 'n the Scofield kid wuz hidin' out. It would also make a nice wine rack....when yer time iz up, yer pals come over, pull out the shelves, drink the wine, set ya inside 'n nail a top on it.

regards
bearridge

I’ll say a word, jest a word. This was a good brave boy, he had a fine tenor voice and we’ll all miss him. There’s accidents in life and he met with a bad one. Now we may all do the same if we aint careful. Dust to dust. Now let’s the rest of us go on to Montana. Gus McCrae