*A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the
window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman
replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What
did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account
now!" *"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated
in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does
not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the
window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the
problem here?"
"There is no damn problem." the man says. "I just won $200 milli on
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn
bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?" :shock:
window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman
replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What
did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account
now!" *"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated
in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does
not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the
window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the
problem here?"
"There is no damn problem." the man says. "I just won $200 milli on
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn
bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?" :shock: