cross country flight

[islandpiper]

A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the
Country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He
Replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let
Liquor touch these lips."
The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,
"Yippee, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

 

[bearridge]

:mrgreen:

 

[Kayak Jack]

That's what cheap whiskey will get you. Single malt Scotch gets you just one, well accomplished lady.