Chrisstmas Eve Church Services....

[oldyaker]

An elderly couple was attending Christmas Eve church services.
About halfway through the service, she leans over and is about to talk.

She says to her husband, " I just let out a silent fart
what do you think I should do?"

He replies......

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"Put a new battery in your hearing aid." :shock: :lol:

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[Kayak Jack]

Gettin' old ain't for sissies. I remember the first time I met Jimmie, and we went to have a beer and a hamburger. He did pretty much the same thing. Embarrassing.

 

[oldyaker]

Are farts supposed to be wet?

 

[Ozark]

Only when they are released under water.