A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half
an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,
grabs the little guys drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying.
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but
after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab."
"At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this
bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life." . .
" And then you show up and drink the damn poison."
Chuck. (Keep on Trucking)
an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,
grabs the little guys drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying.
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but
after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab."
"At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this
bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life." . .
" And then you show up and drink the damn poison."
Chuck. (Keep on Trucking)