Two women in heaven are sitting next to a pond, they are discussing how they died.
"I froze to death! It wasn't so bad though. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and I finally died a sleepy death."
"What about you?"
"I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all alone watching TV."
"Well, what happened?"
"I was so sure there was another woman, I stsrted running all over the house looking!" "I ran to the attic and searched, I ran to the basement and searched. I ran to every closet to look, I was so worked up I just a massive heart attack and died!"
"Well, It's just too bad you didn't look in the freezer..."
"Why should have I looked in the freezer!"
"Because, we both would still be alive!" :roll:
"I froze to death! It wasn't so bad though. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and I finally died a sleepy death."
"What about you?"
"I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all alone watching TV."
"Well, what happened?"
"I was so sure there was another woman, I stsrted running all over the house looking!" "I ran to the attic and searched, I ran to the basement and searched. I ran to every closet to look, I was so worked up I just a massive heart attack and died!"
"Well, It's just too bad you didn't look in the freezer..."
"Why should have I looked in the freezer!"
"Because, we both would still be alive!" :roll: