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    Dead Donkey Raffle

    Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The...
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    Finally planning a trip...

    ...even though I still don't have a pirogue. My kitchen is nearly done though. Cabinets in. Appliances in. Countertop...not in! :shock: The boy is back from Canada though, so I can enlist his help on boat building very soon. But, a friend of mine is going to give me his aluminum canoe. I've...
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    A Story with a Moral

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. ‘Tony, do you have a story to share?’ ‘Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my...
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    Lunatic Seeks Advice

    Hey Y'all! I've been lurking in this pirogue forum for a while now and I've about convinced my husband that a cajun canoe is exactly what we need. Trouble is, I'm having a hard time picturing the size boat we need. Or maybe we need two. Help me out, guys. Here's the deal. My husband is...