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I disagree. Normal would have us talkin' bout the Anasazi injuns 'n why they disappeared......'er why the songbirds go quiet in late July. [chuckle] regards bearridge Liberals have invented whole college majors---psychology, sociology, women's studies---to prove that nothing is anybody's...

Yer a sucker fer that Roman stuff aint ya.....even their numerals. [chuckle] Where iz Swampy when ya need him? b A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. BUT cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner...

Why did the geezer cross the road?

A few days back I tole myself ta start a new thread askin' how come no pichurs frum downunder. Like so much in my life, I fergot. Such purty water. I never paddled way out in the ocean by myownself. If ya jest paddled way out (not ta the island), do ya have problems with big motor boats...

I miss Ole Charles. Used ta fill a hole on Sunday mornin'. Loved the pichurs 'n the natural sounds that they had at the end of the program. He have would have enjoyed a visit with Keith 'n seedtick. [I did.] I'd love ta watch re-runs of On the Road, but they dont seem ta have a spot fer...

I sho did like a Stage Plank. Put peanuts in my Nehi grapette....when I had some extra dough. Mister G.B. Sanders had some big plastic jars with penny cookies 'n two fer a penny cookies at hiz country store. Dang good cookies when yer low on pennies. I recall the Holloway sucker that wuz...

Friend Wannabe San, Our Mister Sam Walton Store carries the hot Rooster sauce 'n some other tasty Asia sauces. I run outta fish sauce, but I know a tiny Chinaman grocery store in a small town 20 miles away that carries ever kinda Jap 'n Chink sauce ya kin imagine. I dont git the Travel...

Danger Will Robinson! If yer feet been up inside them socks 'n shoes fer years 'n years, then ya put on some sandals, yer on a fast ride ta sunburn city. Better put some sunscreen on the tops of yer feet 'n ankles.....jest til they turn brown. In colder weather my wool socks not only kept my...

I did not see a rifle, so I wuz wonderin' how many he got with hiz pistol. I doubt Josey Wales coulda got all three, but I aint sho. [wink]

Speakin' of ole stuff, Dan Seals died frum cancer a while back. http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/stltod ... =125485210 I am listenin' ta "Everything that Glitters is not Gold". He used ta be half of England Dan 'n John Ford Coley, then he set out by hizownself. Reminds me of that high 'n...

'n a lawyer, but it iz hard ta find any down there...... lol

Life iz too short to waste time with folks like that....tell him not ta let the screen door hit him in the ass on hiz way out. [grin]

Friend Lee, Ya mite have done the same az Mick, figgered I wrote that tale. It wuz Newt who lives in Humble, Texas. If ya jest wanna know if I ever done any honest work (fer a newspaper), nope. [grin] regards bearridge ps Newt iz a fine fella who went ta the Texan Agriculture 'n...

Folks with a handfulla "gimmie" 'n a mouthfulla "much obliged". Honorable Friend Wannabe San, I know all of us look alike ta ya'll, but that wuz seedtick, not Keith. We already got folks on here who aint sho there iz two fellas 'er jest one. Would it be eazier fer ya if we call 'em Yin 'n...

what a fine table/bench!

Looks like somethin' ya find at the Bass Pro Shop. [chuckle]

Up at the Shade Tree Medikle Clinic we figgered out that infection dont grow well in a salty sinus. Ya gotta lay upside down 'n tilted ta git the salty water up in yer sinus. ['er use a flush like that Netti.] Cortisone iz soul glue 'n will fix near bout anythin' in 2 hours, but it aint...

Wonder how many witch doctor visits Medicaid will allow each month? [sigh]

The spray we mix up does the same thing....if ya lay cross the bed with yer head off the edge.......tilted WAY back 'n spray. Let it soak in good. It is the salt that does it. The soda jest keeps the salt frum burnin' the snot outta yer nose. lol That will be $5. [wink] regards bearridge...

That geocachin' sounds like the scavenger hunts we used ta have when I wuz a little pardner in Gunnison.....cept fer the high technikle whiz bangs. What give ya the idea ta paddle in next ta that furnace? Reckon yer bound ta write a book on all the secret places in north Georgia ya kin reach...