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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he decided he would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple...

Maybe this will cheer you up Chuckles! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=UZkvkLmkYVg

"When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is...

Hey Ron... I'm just passing on what my extreme redneck neighbor sent me...... He even drinks PBR. I'm more refined.... I drink Budweiser. :wink:

Good for you Ron...So am I!!!!

You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of > her kids. > > 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much > gas is in it. > > 3. You've been married three times and still have the same...

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two...

Married One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started...

You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of > her kids. > > 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much > gas is in it. > > 3. You've been married three times and still have the same...

"HAIL KING CHUCKLES!" :wink:

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! It turns out that Charles had read an article that said, 'Wives...

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to...

I had grits on my driveway every day this week! Every day I clean them off and every morning they appear again on my driveway. About 6 inches on the week and another 2-4 due overnight. :( Pork, kolbossi and kraut simmering in the crock pot for dinner.....will throw in some spaetzle's...

Re: Pinckney Cafe' Pimento Cheese Chuckles...... I already made two double batches of this and I was asked to make more for New Years! Ya hit a home run!

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Here’s a lovely, heart warming story for you to pass along this holiday season as we think about those around us. There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God...

Voting now Boss! They should get everything they give us! :evil:

It'll take a few boxes of Dago Red to remove the ring Jack....... But if your there, there ain't nuff for anyone else. :(

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas . Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in...

Likw wise from the yakster! Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year. I want y'all around another year to jab in the arse with a sharp stick! :wink: