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Nice here Catfish...... sunny 70 degree days and cool nights. Lots of outside jobs though. :(

Wow! What a nice day today after that winter! Around 70 degrees and clear. Grabbed my pole, bucket and lil' flask to drown some worms on the bank for a couple hours. Well..... after a while, I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait...

Well as we're into tall tales..... :roll: The Ghost Pilots of Times Square He had just graduated from Harvard University and was living in Manhattan. He loved the city and was beginning to feel at home on its streets. World War II was raging in Europe, and like all other good citizens, he...

ONE CLOVE OF GARLIC???!!! :shock: I guess a wine suggestion for this repast would be Grape Kool-Aid! :roll: We had shrimps scampi over rice tonight with no less than 12 cloves of garlic.... weak by my taste but worthy of of a "Chateau De Cardboard Chianti!" One clove of garlic...

(You'll never look at the game the same way again!) Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British Airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and means to facilitate their escape... Now obviously, one of the most helpful...

Jack.... When you was in kinder school... Your teachers name was uuuugh and your black board was a cave wall using charcoal sticks and rocks to draw with.. :roll: Yep... Many stories from that war will be lost forever as that "Greatest Generation" fades away. :(

This comes from Olde Farte (Tom).. Thought it was worthy for posting.... Old Guy and a Bucket of Shrimp. It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean. Old Ed came strolling along the beach to his...

Rap sucks but this one may catch on..... http://biggovernment.com/bparks/2010/03/03/comedy-rap-video-slams-obama-as-o-t-p-one-term-president/

Very sorry for your loss..... Makes me choke up thinking of my Dad who I lost 8 years ago. Ain't a day goes by I don't think about him or talk to him. On a clear night when I'm sitting under an endless sky of the Creators stars.... I can't resist looking up and saying "Hi" to him.

"I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to...

Sorry for your loss Chuck. Always bad to lose a good friend. At least he seemed like he enjoyed life.

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Luigi's Restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once...

That's OK Graybeard............ Kayak Jack uses Nalgene bottles for his Dago Red and one for releiving his self in the tent at night...... I seen him confuse those two bottles a time or two during a senior moment. :roll:

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she...

Prez BO iz stuck on stupid. (My new bumper sticker.. "OBAMA-Why stupid people shouldn't vote!")

DON"T TRUST 'EM! They also said, Health care talks would be open and on CNN..... Checks in the mail, Don't call me...I'll call you. ETC>>>ETC>>>ETC

Been there......Done that..... :oops: Have the pictures....Post Card and T-shirt.......................And ruined Fruit of the Looms from that adventure. :cry: :cry: Kind of reminds me of an old aviation saying about landing with the gear up...."There are those who have.......AND! THOSE...

Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us !!!! An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she...