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Wear the hat with positive results in my local area. Tall flag pole with US flag in front forty acres.. shorter flag pole with Trump 2020 on side 40 acres. I just Don was stronger on the 2A issue. He should of not made an issue of bump stocks. Don’t give Demoncrats an inch.... EVER!

Chuckles... You was a good student and picked it up fast. Must have some redneck in ya! :roll: Next lesson... Chamber pot wine! Not to worry, I clean the pot out with Jacks Scotch first then put it back in his bottle. :lol:

Good thing I consider myself a Georgia boy Catfish or I would a thunk he was talk'n bout me! :roll:

You can retire to Phoenix or Tucson , Arizona where... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have...

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights seem to go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger...

Bob... Jack is very uppity! He won't eat a moose turd unless you garnish it with parsely! :roll:

You mean cheap scotch, right Jack? :roll:

ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW... ~ A Cup of Tea ~ One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Grampa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news...

Mental Challenge ... The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 45 years of age cannot do it! 1.This is this cat. 2. This is is cat...

I didn't know numbers got that high! :roll:

Yer so right Jack, culture difference..... Ya know.... I think your handle should have been "Bull"..... Ya know, it would have been apropos.... :roll: :wink:

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Congrats Chuckles! He has the same smile as you when you drink your first "BUD" after a day on the water..... He is just a whole lot handsomer than you. :roll:

It was probably a dime store seegar that fell out his mouth and into the drain. No onion skin problems here.

Well Bob, The Mizzus has let up on giving me as much abuse and I have been missing it...... So I thought I would log on here to give Jackass... OPPS! :oops: I mean Jackus Kayakus someone else to pick on and give you guys a break. :wink:

I shared a tent with Kayakus Jackus..... He needed even more right guard but not under his armpits! :roll:

Letter to a Redneck son from Mom... Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send...

Years ago when the bug hit me, I did the best thing and took about a 5 or 6 hour flycasting clinic with a local FF organization. I guess it depends on the instructor but it was a great class as I was making casts I never thought I could make. One instructor was so good to prove a point your...

I almost forgot you waz a "Pawn Star" Wannabe! :oops: :wink:

Great report Chuck... Brought up some fond memories. Was your smokehouse BBQ there and full? Guess I need to get back and steal another pair of "Jack's Fruit of the Looms" so I can plant another flag! :roll: