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    Easy 2 minute Eggs...............Scrambled

    Nice Sparkster! It fits nice on a Toasted bagel or muffin as well! Super easy cleanup!
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    History

    My sons took me to see the newest “MIDWAY” movie this afternoon. I get to the the cinema maybe once every couple of years. I dislike the pompous asses of Hollywood with a passion. However, the boys know I’m a history nerd and it’s an afternoon with lunch and the cinema with my sons. Anyway, I...
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    21st century snowman...

    8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby...
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    Time changes everything....

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    Divorce Agreement..........

    Good stuff..... it’s a shame what is happening. If it was 1775 the forefathers would tarring and feathering by now.
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    Ole farts issues....

    All of us reaching 70+ years, have this (or something like it) for which to look forward. This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there had small apartments but they all ate at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for...
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    Who was first to fly nonstop across the Atlantic...

    Now that days are getting short, I spend more time with books, history shows, and I get trivia questions in my email everyday. Who was first to fly across the Atlantic? I almost forgot myself and I had a History of Aviation class in college many decades ago. Not to takeaways from Lindy.... but...
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    Remember... most politicians are politicians

    A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt...
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    The Founding Fathers genius...

    Civics lesson.. The founders of this country were much smarter than and more responsible than our current Congressional representatives. Only "319 Square Miles" mind you. Fantastic explanation!!!! Last week the newly convened Democratic controlled House of Representatives introduced a bill...
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    Hillary running again ?

    If Hellery and Slippery Willy ain’t in jail yet... ain’t gonna ever happen. The deep state covers each behinds. Drain the swamp my arse!
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    AUTUMN'S FALLING

    I know ‘maters are classified as fruit... didn’t know about peppers being fruit. “Is Pineapple a Fruit or a Vegetable? Pineapples fall into the category of fruits. ... Since the technical definition of a vegetable is the edible part of a plant, pineapples qualify as that distinction, but by...
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    AUTUMN'S FALLING

    MAN LAW.... Don’t fruit the beer! Or the chili! People will look at you funny.
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    AUTUMN'S FALLING

    Yer right as rain Jack! Yesterday and the past week it’s been 90 everyday. Today we rose to 60 degrees... wonderful! Autumn has always been a magical time of year for myself. Looks like we’ll have lows of 40’s and 60’s for highs the remainder of the month. The trees are just starting to put on...
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    Buffalo Shrimp

    Oh yah Sparkster! I remember when we dined at Loves! I agree with your shrimp selection!!!
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    . . . . . and, there may be others?

    I read on the bottle that a side effect it may make you uglier than sin! Take back stuff you never stole, and bay at the moon on cloudy afternoons.
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    . . . . . and, there may be others?

    Great job! Now what do I have to click on to get rid of arthritis in my knees? Or at least rid the pain?
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    Buffalo Shrimp

    I don’t get around much nowadays... caring for a real elderly mother and arthritis in my knees.... well.... I did travel to the SE Coast a week ago and had the pleasure of Buffalo Shrimp! It was Jarvis (for Jack ;)) good. It’s pretty much prepared like buffalo wings but with shrimp. Fried or...
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    It’s true about getting old....

    I realize I’m returning to the farm boy of decades ago... it ain’t bad. I have several 22’s including a Henry 22 lever action. I been shooting like crazy! I bought like a thousand rounds of 22 shorts for like 3 cents apiece. Shoot’n walnuts off trees, cans hanging off limbs, playing John Wayne...
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    Make America Great Again

    With all the hot air and absolutely BS coming from the political clown car of the looney left calling for “assault weapons” ban... we civilians don’t have these nor can we get them... anyway, I decided to search for some facts. I went to the FBI records and downloaded murder rates from 2017. In...
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    (NOT) In A Nutshell

    I’m sorry Jack.... I had a colonoscopy back in March and I think when the VA Doctor clipped a polyp out he accidentally took part of my brain instead. :(