A lady goes to an outdoor shop to buy a rod and reel as a gift. She doesn't really know anything about fishing so she picks up a rod and reel walks over to the counter. A man is sitting behind the counter and is wearing dark sunglasses. She say's "sir, what can you tell me about this rod and reel?" He say's, "ma'am, I'm legally blind but if you drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about that rod and reel from the sound it makes." Well, she doesn't believe it but drops the rod and reel on the counter.
He say's, "That's a 6 1/2 foot graphite rod with a 400 gold series reel, it has 10 pound test Berkley line and for 29.95 it's a great buy."
The lady is really surprised and replys, "I'll take it!"
He walks over to the register and in the meantime the lady "breaks wind"
BIG TIME. At first she is really embarrassed but than remembers the shop keeper is blind and he wouldn't know she was the only person around and it was her who broke wind.
The shop keeper rings up the sale and say's, "That will be $35.45."
She say's, "You told me it was 29.95!"
He say's, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $29.95, but the duck call is 3 dollars and catfish stink bait is another $2.50!" :roll:
He say's, "That's a 6 1/2 foot graphite rod with a 400 gold series reel, it has 10 pound test Berkley line and for 29.95 it's a great buy."
The lady is really surprised and replys, "I'll take it!"
He walks over to the register and in the meantime the lady "breaks wind"
BIG TIME. At first she is really embarrassed but than remembers the shop keeper is blind and he wouldn't know she was the only person around and it was her who broke wind.
The shop keeper rings up the sale and say's, "That will be $35.45."
She say's, "You told me it was 29.95!"
He say's, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $29.95, but the duck call is 3 dollars and catfish stink bait is another $2.50!" :roll: