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New Social Disease Making the Rounds

graybeard

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Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
 

oldsparkey

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I would like to see the Votemout this year , 2012 is just way to far down the road.

The puppets ( Democrats following there pied piper) in office stood up and applauded that idiot from Mexico when he said we need to have better control over the citizens of this nation and we are doing everything wrong , including Arizona..... This is someone telling us how to do things when he can't do it in his own area and has a lot stricter laws on illegals in his area.......

I smell a lot of Rat's in Washington that need to leave there. It will not get any better till 2012 when all of them are removed , hopefully it won't be to late by then to save this nation.

I know this is the Humor section and to be frank about it what is going on is humorous.