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Drinking with a Florida Girl

oldsparkey

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Drinking with a Florida Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and a Florida girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer,he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this,drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the
air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says , in the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and Arab. Catching her glass,setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In Florida we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

God Bless Florida
 

graybeard

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Good one!

Someone sent me this:

Calling Illegal Aliens Undocumented Workers
is like
Calling Drug Dealers Unlicensed Pharmacists


I've got no problem with immigrants - half the people I work with weren't born in the USA. Why should some smart guy in India who obeys the rules suffer because someone else can just walk across the border and set up house?
 

Kayak Jack

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We're all immigrants, I guess. I'm told I'm about 1/128th Chippewa or Ojibwa. I guess that part of me didn't come over on the Mayflower; that part met it. All the rest of me wandered in from somewhere else. I guess legally, but don't really know.